Hey Mawrters who are taking Haver-shit seriously and getting offended by everything:

haver-shit:

but seriously, we aren’t haverserious, we’re just pulling ur haverchain 

just doing our summer homework for shade 101

mawrters give it back as hard as they get it, and sometimes we get irked when people generalize our genders on campus or make statements that don’t reflect the sisterhood we foster here…or when they act like there’s some kind of weird rivalry there and there clearly isn’t

also we are concerned about the way you joke about issues of consent and since that’s an issue of the bi-co, maybe we feel like you need to be called out on that 

BUT OTHERWISE

it’s just mawrter sass, we haverlove you - thanks for sharing classes and majors and professors, no thanks for sharing that miserable dining hall food, we haverpity you for that

Originally from Because Awkward is the New Sexy

when i’m drunk and run into public safety

as a freshman

as an upperclassman

at swarthmore or haverford:

waiting for the computers in canaday to log on

when they finally finish loading