whenever they are distributing free condoms in the dorms

when i’m drunk and run into public safety

as a freshman

as an upperclassman

at swarthmore or haverford:

the mark of a true mawrter

“has anyone heard of the band playing at lunt?”

waiting for the computers in canaday to log on

when they finally finish loading

losing my onecard

the first time:

the hundreds of times after that:

when i’m home for the summer

welcome to bryn mawr

what guys think i do:

what my mom thinks i do:

what my professors think i do:

what i think i do: 

what the tri-co thinks i do:

what i actually do:

when my dean suggests i see someone at the counseling center

summer

expectations:

reality: