1. deny any possibility that this is the case

2. break down when you realize that the end is unavoidable

3. lash out at those around you 

4. react poorly to anyone else complaining about their workload

5. avoid reality with food

6. avoid reality with drinking

7. break down again

8. half-heartedly tell yourself you can do this

9. accidentally look at a calendar

10. break down again

11. continue to react poorly to underclassmen talking about how much work they have to do

12. rely on science to motivate you

13. work like an idiot for unnourished hours on end

14. reread your work 

15. oh well