April 2012
77 posts
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when i'm interacting with my favorite professors
when they send me an email
when i go to their office hours
when they don’t reply to my email within five minutes and i think they don’t like me
when i reference my favorite tv show and they get it
when they make a joke in class
when they pay me a compliment
when i see them outside of class i’m just like
but on the inside i’m like
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stages of acceptance upon realizing that all of...
1. deny any possibility that this is the case
2. break down when you realize that the end is unavoidable
3. lash out at those around you
4. react poorly to anyone else complaining about their workload
5. avoid reality with food
6. avoid reality with drinking
7. break down again
8. half-heartedly tell yourself you can do this
9. accidentally look at a calendar
10. break...
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stages of acceptance upon realizing that almost...
1. denial (example: “there is absolutely no way everyone here has seen my tits it is just unthinkable”)
2. anger (example: “fuuuuuuuuck everyone really has seen my tits”)
3. depression (example: “my tits have ruined my liiiiiiiiiife”)
4. acceptance (example: “i guess i have also seen everyone else naked so it’s okay”)
5. hardcore...
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when my friends won't stop talking about their...
but then i take their class and i’m like
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when i attend any bryn mawr social function
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when my professor declares the class a hell...
at first i’m like
but then i’m like
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when someone asks me what i'm going to do with a...
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when there's no more raspberry chocolate chunk ice...
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when i go to a haverparty and have a great time
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when your friend starts describing the person they...
but then you realize it’s the same person you hooked up with last weekend
but you don’t wanna say anything so you’re just like
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when someone takes the last magic cookie bar
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when someone from bryn mawr messages you on...
and then you see them in real life and they’re like
and you’re like
and they’re like
and you’re like
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when i'm at my carrel
i’m like
and then another senior sits down at their carrel and i’m like
and whenever underclassmen walk by they’re like
and i’m just like
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when my septa ticket request is denied because i'm...
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when you can't tell if it's your neighbors having...
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when the cdo asks me about my career interests
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when my friend says she met an attractive haverboy
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when i get drunk at department events
my professors are like
and i’m just like
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when i'm emailing my professor about an emergency
and i don’t hear back for hours
and then they respond “ok”
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when i go to a senior event
when it’s dry:
when there’s free booze:
